I wish I had google as a brain

(Source: wastery, via forgave)


i like wearing lipstick because you leave marks on literally everything omg. kiss a boy’s cheek? my boy now. drink out of a cup? my cup forever. don’t even think about having coffee out of that thing. it’s like marking your territory

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if i pause my music to listen to your audio post it better be fucking good

(Source: genocidersyo, via n0tmylif3)


sorry teacher I cant do my homework because I don’t fucking give a shit

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